Maaan, it's time for me to put this sucka on blast: POPE BENEDICT XVI. Other day this lil punk was like, "Waaah, bein the Pope is too hard. I'm a baby, I want my mommy!" We all knew he had a weak will cause of that lil Hitler Youth bullshit, but really bro? You just proved you ain't bout that life.
Remember back in the day? Real dudes like KOOL G RAP and POPE JOHN PAUL II did real thangs. Now we just got soft-ass simps like TYGA and BENEDICT. But yo, I gots to wonder, is this all just some ploy for publicity? Maybe homeboy is takin a page outta JAY-Z's book and is all, "Man, I can't do nothin more with this Catholicism game. Shit is played out. I'm just gonna count my money and watch you fools play yourselves."